"I'm going to try to crush all of 'em," - Pat Williams, MN Vikings
Okay, Pat, okay. The buffet is to the left.
When you have recovered from opening night's thrashing, we will let this little piece of over-anxious zeal slide. It's only fair that you have bought into the media's portrayal of you and your cohorts on the Vikings' D-line as an imposing group. Like last year, the Packers will quietly tally up the yards and send you and the newly bought Vikings home wondering what all that money spent in the off season actually amounted to. Another new jersey design may have been a better investment.
Tracy White Fact of the day: Former NFL Commissioner Paul Tagliabue considered waiving the NFL's age requirement when he first saw Tracy White play. He was 12. True.