Thursday, January 28, 2010

G-Men Origins: Lion King

Lion King is a member of the family Secondarie where males reach upwards of 14 stone. Visually, Lion King is highly distinctive and easily recognized by his Predator-like black mane. With uncanny speed and power to match, Lion King can easily take down prey of similar size or larger.

After seeing limited battlefield action under the Elephant Seal (not to be confused with the Walrus), Lion King was subsequently traded to the G-Men for a quaff of mead and some battle armor in the year of our Lord, three and two-thousand. This proved a very unwise action by the Elephant Seal but extremely fortuitous for the G-Men.

In his time defending the G-Men, Lion King has displayed great feats of athleticism, strength and cunning. Like many in the family Secondarie, Lion King spends half his time resting and the other half in intermittent bursts of activity, usually in coordinated hunts with Woodchuck. He has encountered numerous enemies, consistently rendering them powerless and ineffectual.

Dedicated and highly durable, Lion King recently suffered a rare injury only a level six Liger could heal .This leaves Lion King’s future with the G-Men somewhat in doubt. What is certain is that when Lion King is on the field, the G-Men have an increased chance of victory.

3 comments:

  1. Greenfield, you motor-boatin' sunuva...this Rant rules.

    I dub thee, "The Chronicler," for your extensive knowledge of all-things Packers' Superhumaness.

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  2. You are both wise and powerful, Hillside.

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  3. A_Lerxst_in_PackerlandJanuary 29, 2010 at 10:44 PM

    Man, I just never get tired of that Hasselbeck "We want the ball and we're gonna score" clip. Priceless!

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