Sunday, January 16, 2011

Apology to Herkimer Patrons

Dear Herkimer patrons from last night,

I would like to take this opportunity to apologize for my actions during the Packers-Falcons game. If you were the unfortunate recipient of splashing beer during my many siezure-like celebrations, I am truly sorry. If you feel that this apology isn't sufficient, I can offer you nothing more, but I urge you to lodge a complaint directly with Aaron Rodgers who was the cause of the majority of these celebrations when he proceeded to go 31 of 36 for 366 3 and 1.

Sincerely yours,

Franklin

PS - I would also like to thank the sweet girl who found my scarf on the floor...four times. You'd think after two times I would have addressed the issue. You would have been wrong.

3 comments:

  1. Sadly, no. I have yet to pick one up. Soon...

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  2. Soorjo Alexander William Langobard Oliphant ChuckerbuttyJanuary 16, 2011 at 12:14 PM

    I suggest wearing your scarf around your waist in championship belt fashion. It boosts confidence and secures the wandering apparel.
    Then you can be 2 of 2 with three spilt home-made energy drinks.

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