The Green Monster
Monster Energy Drink
Monsters of the Midway
The Loch Ness Monster
I nodded with sympathy while they shared with me the various monsters that they check for under their beds every night. Lucky for me these are the same monsters that I simply do not fear, as my giant sense of self-worth banishes them to their dark dwelling places wherever I go.
"Wait....Monsters of the Midway? What the hell are these?" I asked. "Horned dragons? Soul-sucking demons? Skunk apes?" My friends shuddered as I rambled off the beasts that so often made them cower in fear.
Their only stammering answer to my question, "Well...they're blue...they're ugly as hell..."
This didn't really help me understand their fear much, so I decided to do a little research. The only monster I could find that fit that description:
Ummm....my only conclusion from this, Packer fans, is you do not have to be scared of any blue monsters claiming to be "Monsters of the Midway".